Idk why I spend so much time on my about me/faq no one reads it but me anyway lol
"I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
uuuuugggGGGGHHHHH NO GUY CAN TALK UNTIL THEY HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SHAVING EVERY FUCKING DAY OR BEING OSTRACIZED
I just call it “Beast Mode”. As long as you don’t have a mustache it’s alright. At that point, I might as well be kissin’ a dude.
listen buddy no one wants to kiss you anyway so don’t worry
when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities
"where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
"what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?"
"who do you see yourself with in 10 years?"
Steve&Bucky quotes from CATFA and CATWS
I’m going to vomit I am disgusting
American Horror Story:Coven
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.