nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

I’ve been trying to fall asleep for 2 hours and I want to fucking die this is so annoying

vkitten:

incredible

vkitten:

incredible

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

  • Elizabeth: Booker.. are you afraid of God?
  • Booker: No. But i'm afraid of you.
  • Elizabeth: ...
  • Elizabeth: I came out to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.
Post a pic of your cum in your hand
Anonymous